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[adandyinspace]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DNADY. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 021.51.520.25 *** ALOHANUILOA has joined 021.51.520.25 <ALOHANUILOA> ( . Y . ) <ALOHANUILOA> lol <ALOHANUILOA> talk 2 me bby <3

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[adandyinspace]

mari wtf

[glowshine]

WHAT'S WRONG?

[adandyinspace]

well for starters id love to know why everyone keeps sending me chain letters

[Because what else could this be?]

second its midnight and u kno i fucking get my snooze on

[glowshine]

Chain letter?

Don't be a FOOL!!!!

I am telling you that you will be SPARED tonight!

[adandyinspace]

COOL can i get back to bed now???

[glowshine]

NO.

Because we need to talk.

[adandyinspace]

[It's a good thing she moved out, because she can't hear his obnoxious groaning.]

ABOUT WHAT

[glowshine]

You are a SINNER in your own right, Dandy.

I have chosen to SPARE you because I know that you are a GOOD person underneath the layers of DEBAUCHERY you have around yourself.

A WOMANIZER and someone who delights in OBJECTIFICATION, that is so undesirable. You do not have to be this way! ♡ Those who partake in INDULGENCES OF THE FLESH can be TAUGHT to BEHAVE THEMSELVES. ♡

[adandyinspace]

[...okay, she's gotta be trolling at this point. He's too tired to get into an internet argument, so he'll just have to see where this goes.]

wow mari i never thought of it that way i guess ill have to change my entire life now

where do i even begin

[glowshine]

I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SARCASM.


♡

[adandyinspace]

I DONT APPERCIATE MESSAGES AT MIDNIGHT

[glowshine]

DO YOU THINK I AM DOING THIS FOR FUN?

[adandyinspace]

A LITTLE BIT YEAH

[glowshine]

I WILL PULL YOU APART FROM THE OUTSIDE IN AND LEAVE YOU AS AN EMPTY SHELL OF A CREATURE.

WHEN YOU RETURN, YOU WILL BE A CHANGED MAN.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

I do not wish to harm you, Dandy!! You can do better!!

[adandyinspace]

jfc have u been hanging around rohan??????

[glowshine]

Irrelevant.

I will seek out a man like you.

I will make him CLEAN.

[adandyinspace]

I MEAN U ONLY TALK JUST LIKE HIM
ur freaking me out mari just sayin

[glowshine]

I'm sorry, Dandy.

It is what I was made to do!!

I'm an ANGEL!!!!

[adandyinspace]

[...is she an angel? Or is she just a monster thing that looks like an angel? Angels aren't really cows. Kinda like how he's not a dolphin, just a thing that looks like-- Maybe this is some kinda...weird monster thing.

Wait.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.]

hey mari have u been hungry lately

[glowshine]

YES!!!!!

I have been eating so many chocolates and pastries but none of them have done a thing.

I don't know what that has to do with THIS.

[ yeah, she is totally unaware. ]

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy never liked to think about the girls getting ~*~the hunger~*~ but it looks they're at that point. Damn it, he thought they'd have more time.]

ok so like i real feel ya and i think i know a joint filled with ppl who could really use some angelic help if u catch my drift
im gonna give u an address ok???

[glowshine]

You're going to help me??

BLESS YOU.

[adandyinspace]

yea i kno im rly great

[The next message is said address, just a bar in bavan. Not one Dandy particularly cares for, the people there are typical Bavanites and there aren't nearly enough hot chicks for his liking. Maybe someone particularly scummy will come along, who knows. Not that it's an excuse to kill the poor bastard, but it's not like there's much you can do.]

when ur done do u think you can stop by the castle???

[glowshine]

Thanks!

I can do that. What did you need me for?

[adandyinspace]

well im up now and need someone to talk to and i know u sure as hell dont sleep