Space☆Dandy (
adandyinspace) wrote2017-03-31 08:28 pm
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C'mon, you don't wanna hear about that crap.
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For the experience...?
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By going into excruciating detail.]
So I was doin' what I always do, lookin' for a hot piece of ass. [Good start.] I dunno if anyone's told you, but the humans here are super easy. I'm talkin' a whole subculture based on scoring monster dick. Who am I to deny them the best one?
[He's kind of hoping she's tuning him out at this point. Either way, his tone becomes more aggressive as he goes on.]
So I was with this chick, we were heading over to her place, the whole shebang. I'm pretty sure I wasn't even that hungry, shit never crossed my mind. It was aaaaall routine at that point, probably where I fucked up, I was kinda on autopilot. Didn't even get a chance to take my pants off, we were making out, and...I dunno, something in me decided to keep kissing longer than normal. Waaaaaay past the point of awkward.
Kissin' became...I don't wanna say sucking, but that's how it felt. And it felt good. Again, first time, no idea how this crap was supposed to feel, didn't even consider if it was "that time" until I finally snapped out of it and I was holdin' a jumbo size piece of human jerky.
You happy?
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She just wants to feel less alone. ]
There was a man. [ She remembers. Her voice goes a little vacant and she is staring straight ahead in Dandy's direction as she speaks. ] He was leaving the bar. Drunk...
[ She sucks her lower lip in past her teeth. ] I've seen him before at the Theatre but I didn't know his name. He told me he was happy to see me out of work and wanted to--... You know. When I told him no, the part of me that was... Wrong took over and I remember hitting him with my palm and then feeling this overwhelming warmth all the way to my toes.
I was glowing and then I...
... Didn't feel hungry anymore. But he was dead. I knew that... He-- He's behind my house.