Space☆Dandy (
adandyinspace) wrote2017-03-31 08:28 pm
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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DNADY. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 021.51.520.25 *** ALOHANUILOA has joined 021.51.520.25 <ALOHANUILOA> ( . Y . ) <ALOHANUILOA> lol <ALOHANUILOA> talk 2 me bby <3 | ||||

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I will seek out a man like you.
I will make him CLEAN.
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ur freaking me out mari just sayin
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It is what I was made to do!!
I'm an ANGEL!!!!
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Wait.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.]
hey mari have u been hungry lately
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I have been eating so many chocolates and pastries but none of them have done a thing.
I don't know what that has to do with THIS.
[ yeah, she is totally unaware. ]
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ok so like i real feel ya and i think i know a joint filled with ppl who could really use some angelic help if u catch my drift
im gonna give u an address ok???
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BLESS YOU.
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[The next message is said address, just a bar in bavan. Not one Dandy particularly cares for, the people there are typical Bavanites and there aren't nearly enough hot chicks for his liking. Maybe someone particularly scummy will come along, who knows. Not that it's an excuse to kill the poor bastard, but it's not like there's much you can do.]
when ur done do u think you can stop by the castle???
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I can do that. What did you need me for?
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Mari has since gone to the given address and
taken care of some things.
Her visit to Castle Mirai is one that she isn't exactly happy to make. She is filled with a sense of relief, but other things are not so pleasant.
She makes her way to Dandy's room, lacking her usual bounce and appearing just tired and empty in the eyes. ]
Dandy...?
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He doesn't say anything when she enters, instead popping a piece of fruit into his mouth. In fact the first person to acknowledge her is his dog, who lifts her sleepy head to see who's at the door, only to place it back down and fall back asleep. She's not a spite monster like Dandy is.
When he feels like he's been quiet enough, he finally speaks.]
...'sup.
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Is... Is that what being hungry is like?
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...Why dontcha sit down?
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Dandy, I... I didn't know. [ Her hands fly to her face, covering her eyes up as she lets out a strangled sob. ]
I'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't mean to scare you with that message. Please forgive me...
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Well, it's not like you're wrong.
I am all about the booty.
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oh right
Two of her eyes peek out from behind her fingers. ]
... That part of it was right. You should fix that.
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But he's pretty sure he can do better.]
Are you kiddin' me? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's like golden rule number one.
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[ She means it in good spirit. ]
What did you do the first time you had to eat...?
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Okay so check it.
I... [Dramatic pause.] ...ate.
[Mari, please.]
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C'mon, you don't wanna hear about that crap.
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For the experience...?
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By going into excruciating detail.]
So I was doin' what I always do, lookin' for a hot piece of ass. [Good start.] I dunno if anyone's told you, but the humans here are super easy. I'm talkin' a whole subculture based on scoring monster dick. Who am I to deny them the best one?
[He's kind of hoping she's tuning him out at this point. Either way, his tone becomes more aggressive as he goes on.]
So I was with this chick, we were heading over to her place, the whole shebang. I'm pretty sure I wasn't even that hungry, shit never crossed my mind. It was aaaaall routine at that point, probably where I fucked up, I was kinda on autopilot. Didn't even get a chance to take my pants off, we were making out, and...I dunno, something in me decided to keep kissing longer than normal. Waaaaaay past the point of awkward.
Kissin' became...I don't wanna say sucking, but that's how it felt. And it felt good. Again, first time, no idea how this crap was supposed to feel, didn't even consider if it was "that time" until I finally snapped out of it and I was holdin' a jumbo size piece of human jerky.
You happy?
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