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ACTION; breathing broom

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya approached Rohan and Mari about this matter with some level of gentleness. However, Dandy? Dandy is not someone you deal with these things gently. In fact, when Dandy enters the hallway Maya's sweeping in today, Maya points the broom Dandy's way.]

Hey! You!

[She challenges, trying to look... well, maybe like Mia, or something? Somebody who is good at scolding.]

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy isn't even aware Maya's involved now, he'd just like the whole thing to be over and done with to be perfectly honest. So when she points her broom at him, he can only assume she's being a weirdo.

I mean, he likes to start broom fights too so...]

I have a name.

[Needless to say, he doesn't feel very threatened.]

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya flips the broom back to rest it on her shoulder.]

I know that! We need to talk.

[And her other hand goes to her hip.]

You really hurt Ibuki's feelings yesterday, you know!

[adandyinspace]

[......]

Yeah. Yeah, I know...

[His hands ball up and are immediately shoved into his pockets as he hunches over, eyes to the floor. Ibuki made it incredibly clear how upset she was.

He upset a dog... how did he even sleep last night??? Unforgivable.]

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya steps forward. At least Dandy has some shame.]

I thought a captain would think harder about a girl's feelings! Did you say sorry to anybody yet?

[adandyinspace]

I don't have any chicks on my ship--

[WAIT, NO, NOT IMPORTANT.]

The only one I had to say sorry to was Ibarki, which you better bet your ass I did. ...And I'm minus one door now because of it.

[missleadingquestions]

You picked a fight with those guys in front of everybody! Of course you have to apologise to everyone!

[She waves the hand that was on her hip as though HE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS!!!]

Those are her friends, too!

[adandyinspace]

[Woah there, he wants off this crazy train.]

Uh, no? Those assholes came to me. I just wanted to make a shitty vampire joke and talk about sexy mermaids with an internet chick.

They should be apologizing to me, dammit!!

[missleadingquestions]

You all should apologise to each other!

[But Maya doesn't know Lucas, and he's not her problem. And... she's definitely going to talk to Rohan, anyway.]

You shouldn't just fight with someone's friends like that!

[adandyinspace]

For crying out loud... Look, I don't know what kinda perfect world you think this is, but no one has to be nice to someone just 'cuz they're friends with...your...friends...

...you get what I mean.

Like, did you miss the part where they were going on about wantin' to kill me, 'cause I got a real hard time being nice to someone after that crap.

[AND ROHAN DOES IT. ALL THE TIME.]

[missleadingquestions]

But you don't have to rub it in everybody's face! Can't you guys fight quieter or just-- avoid each other, or something?!

[And Maya's free hand turns into a pumped up fist instead.]

And I'm gonna tell Rohan to cut it out, too!

[adandyinspace]

Yeah, whatever. Good luck with that.

[Like Rohan cares about other people's feelings.]

I already told Ibarki I'm gonna ignore her shithead friends, what more do you want me to do?

[missleadingquestions]

He'll listen!

[Maya rolls her eyes with an ugh!, dropping the arm holding the broom to the side.]

Why are you guys so convinced you're both so terrible?! You're both just big weirdos!

[Is she partially just avoiding the fact she totally didn't think he'd have apologised maybe maybe not]

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy cocks an eyebrow.]

Are you...seriously just lookin' for a reason to yell at me now?

[Because, uh, yeah, he's just gonna take that as...there isn't anything more he can do. Haha, he apologized. WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW?!]

[missleadingquestions]

I! Didn't actually think you would apologize so easy!

[MARI MADE IT SOUND WORSE OKAY and maybe she also believed it would be worse...]

[adandyinspace]

[...so she is. Wonderful.]

Whatever. I got a hole in the wall to sleep in.

[Just gonna try to squeeze past her now. Enjoy sweeping, he guesses.]

[missleadingquestions]

[But she's not going to let him go so easily. She grabs his sleeve as he passes.]

You really said sorry?

[adandyinspace]

[It's weird, she's not even a monster yet, Dandy is technically like five times stronger than she is, but he still acts like she's totally snagged him.]

Wha-- Do you want a transcript or something?! Yeah, I apologized!! Geez...

[missleadingquestions]

...Then, if it really bothers you to sleep without a door, I could sleep over with Mari for tonight.

[She shrugs.]

So you could use my room instead.

[adandyinspace]

[..........................THAT was not what he was...expecting at all.]

...Huh? Why?! I'm not gonna kick you out of your room.

[This has gotta be some kinda trick. Yeah, that's it... Kick her out of her room, goes and cries to Ibuki about it. It's genius, really.]

[missleadingquestions]

It's okay! It's not like I have a lot of stuff in there.

[She turns to face him finally rather than just hanging onto his sleeve half-way turned.]

And I already talked to Mari about having sleepovers sometime, anyway. It'll be fine, until your door's fixed!

[adandyinspace]

Ooohhh, I get it, you just want an excuse to sleep with Mari.

[Oldest trick in the book. Wait for someone to have their door destroyed by a sobbing werewolf, then offer your room so you no longer have one. Seen it a million times.]

Dude, just talk to her like a normal person. I can take one of the spare rooms if I have to.

[missleadingquestions]

[And then, suddenly, that's the feeling of the broom Maya's holding paddling Dandy right on the ass.]

Just kidding. Sleep tight.

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy makes a horrible sound that's like a mix of a yelp and dolphin squeaks. It doesn't stop him from pouting like an overgrown child.]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[missleadingquestions]

[Okay that was worth it for the sound? Maya covers her mouth and snorts, stepping back from him.]

Shouldn'ta been so weird about it! You had your chance for a nice room. Now I'm going to sleep with Mari and lock you out of my room.

[........she's still on the innocent version of 'sleep with' though. bless.]