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[adandyinspace]

[Dandy cocks an eyebrow.]

Are you...seriously just lookin' for a reason to yell at me now?

[Because, uh, yeah, he's just gonna take that as...there isn't anything more he can do. Haha, he apologized. WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW?!]

[missleadingquestions]

I! Didn't actually think you would apologize so easy!

[MARI MADE IT SOUND WORSE OKAY and maybe she also believed it would be worse...]

[adandyinspace]

[...so she is. Wonderful.]

Whatever. I got a hole in the wall to sleep in.

[Just gonna try to squeeze past her now. Enjoy sweeping, he guesses.]

[missleadingquestions]

[But she's not going to let him go so easily. She grabs his sleeve as he passes.]

You really said sorry?

[adandyinspace]

[It's weird, she's not even a monster yet, Dandy is technically like five times stronger than she is, but he still acts like she's totally snagged him.]

Wha-- Do you want a transcript or something?! Yeah, I apologized!! Geez...

[missleadingquestions]

...Then, if it really bothers you to sleep without a door, I could sleep over with Mari for tonight.

[She shrugs.]

So you could use my room instead.

[adandyinspace]

[..........................THAT was not what he was...expecting at all.]

...Huh? Why?! I'm not gonna kick you out of your room.

[This has gotta be some kinda trick. Yeah, that's it... Kick her out of her room, goes and cries to Ibuki about it. It's genius, really.]

[missleadingquestions]

It's okay! It's not like I have a lot of stuff in there.

[She turns to face him finally rather than just hanging onto his sleeve half-way turned.]

And I already talked to Mari about having sleepovers sometime, anyway. It'll be fine, until your door's fixed!

[adandyinspace]

Ooohhh, I get it, you just want an excuse to sleep with Mari.

[Oldest trick in the book. Wait for someone to have their door destroyed by a sobbing werewolf, then offer your room so you no longer have one. Seen it a million times.]

Dude, just talk to her like a normal person. I can take one of the spare rooms if I have to.

[missleadingquestions]

[And then, suddenly, that's the feeling of the broom Maya's holding paddling Dandy right on the ass.]

Just kidding. Sleep tight.

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy makes a horrible sound that's like a mix of a yelp and dolphin squeaks. It doesn't stop him from pouting like an overgrown child.]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[missleadingquestions]

[Okay that was worth it for the sound? Maya covers her mouth and snorts, stepping back from him.]

Shouldn'ta been so weird about it! You had your chance for a nice room. Now I'm going to sleep with Mari and lock you out of my room.

[........she's still on the innocent version of 'sleep with' though. bless.]

[adandyinspace]

I don't want a nice room, I want my room. It's got all my stuff.

[And that's important.]

[missleadingquestions]

Boys really are weird.

If you don't wanna sleep there, you can just say so. Like a normal person.

[adandyinspace]

[Oh. Is that how she's gonna be? Dandy's already in a mood now that she had to go about and admit she's just yelling for the sake of yelling.

Fine, if she wants weird, he's gonna make it weird.

Turning around, he moves in closer, placing his hand on the wall right above her.]

Maybe I don't want your room unless you're in it.

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya takes a step or two back when Dandy approaches, not realizing she'd be met with the wall against her back. She squeaks a little, but then looks up at him, shaking her head once to get her loode hair off her shoulders and out of her pink face, which has adopted a bit of a pout along with a defiantly lifted chin.]

I didn't know you needed a chaperone.

[She isn't gonna be brought to her knees by no womanizer ok!!!]

[adandyinspace]

[Well isn't that a pretty pink face she's got going on. Dandy breaks into a smile, although he's not really sure where he's going with this. ...Whatever, when did he ever think ahead anyway? Let's see how far we can go.]

What's that? Don't tell me you forgot already, baby. I got a bad habit of starting fights when I'm all alone~

[missleadingquestions]

Oh. So you need a babysitter.

[Maya's doing her best here, okay, he's really close and it's the worst. But she's practically made of snark, so it's fine.]

Pretty sure we have to work out a fee for that.

[adandyinspace]

[Oh.

She's good.

But if Dandy stopped at snark and snark alone, he'd never get anywhere.]

Is that right? Fine! Name your price.

[missleadingquestions]

Twenty bucks.

[She blurts off the top of her head.]

An hour!

[HA. SAVED IT.]

[adandyinspace]

.......

[Twenty dollars an hour is a lot of money... But if they're asleep, she can't really count the hours...

It's foolproof...]

Alrighty, looks like you got yourself a deal~

[missleadingquestions]

--Wait, what? Seriously?

[adandyinspace]

[There's an evil, internal chuckle. Gotcha.]

Hey, if it's the price I gotta pay to make sure I don't make poor, sweet Ibarki cry again~

[missleadingquestions]

This-- this was just about you having a door to sleep behind!

[HOW DID YOU TURN THIS AROUND ON HER!!!!!]

You should just be nice to Ibuki!

[adandyinspace]

I see how it is... Goin' back on your word...

Well, at least I know what kinda person you are now. That's a real shame...