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[adandyinspace]

Ooohhh, I get it, you just want an excuse to sleep with Mari.

[Oldest trick in the book. Wait for someone to have their door destroyed by a sobbing werewolf, then offer your room so you no longer have one. Seen it a million times.]

Dude, just talk to her like a normal person. I can take one of the spare rooms if I have to.

[missleadingquestions]

[And then, suddenly, that's the feeling of the broom Maya's holding paddling Dandy right on the ass.]

Just kidding. Sleep tight.

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy makes a horrible sound that's like a mix of a yelp and dolphin squeaks. It doesn't stop him from pouting like an overgrown child.]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[missleadingquestions]

[Okay that was worth it for the sound? Maya covers her mouth and snorts, stepping back from him.]

Shouldn'ta been so weird about it! You had your chance for a nice room. Now I'm going to sleep with Mari and lock you out of my room.

[........she's still on the innocent version of 'sleep with' though. bless.]

[adandyinspace]

I don't want a nice room, I want my room. It's got all my stuff.

[And that's important.]

[missleadingquestions]

Boys really are weird.

If you don't wanna sleep there, you can just say so. Like a normal person.

[adandyinspace]

[Oh. Is that how she's gonna be? Dandy's already in a mood now that she had to go about and admit she's just yelling for the sake of yelling.

Fine, if she wants weird, he's gonna make it weird.

Turning around, he moves in closer, placing his hand on the wall right above her.]

Maybe I don't want your room unless you're in it.

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya takes a step or two back when Dandy approaches, not realizing she'd be met with the wall against her back. She squeaks a little, but then looks up at him, shaking her head once to get her loode hair off her shoulders and out of her pink face, which has adopted a bit of a pout along with a defiantly lifted chin.]

I didn't know you needed a chaperone.

[She isn't gonna be brought to her knees by no womanizer ok!!!]

[adandyinspace]

[Well isn't that a pretty pink face she's got going on. Dandy breaks into a smile, although he's not really sure where he's going with this. ...Whatever, when did he ever think ahead anyway? Let's see how far we can go.]

What's that? Don't tell me you forgot already, baby. I got a bad habit of starting fights when I'm all alone~

[missleadingquestions]

Oh. So you need a babysitter.

[Maya's doing her best here, okay, he's really close and it's the worst. But she's practically made of snark, so it's fine.]

Pretty sure we have to work out a fee for that.

[adandyinspace]

[Oh.

She's good.

But if Dandy stopped at snark and snark alone, he'd never get anywhere.]

Is that right? Fine! Name your price.

[missleadingquestions]

Twenty bucks.

[She blurts off the top of her head.]

An hour!

[HA. SAVED IT.]

[adandyinspace]

.......

[Twenty dollars an hour is a lot of money... But if they're asleep, she can't really count the hours...

It's foolproof...]

Alrighty, looks like you got yourself a deal~

[missleadingquestions]

--Wait, what? Seriously?

[adandyinspace]

[There's an evil, internal chuckle. Gotcha.]

Hey, if it's the price I gotta pay to make sure I don't make poor, sweet Ibarki cry again~

[missleadingquestions]

This-- this was just about you having a door to sleep behind!

[HOW DID YOU TURN THIS AROUND ON HER!!!!!]

You should just be nice to Ibuki!

[adandyinspace]

I see how it is... Goin' back on your word...

Well, at least I know what kinda person you are now. That's a real shame...

[missleadingquestions]

What-- No! I never said that!

[she has a broom and everything, how is she losing]

Of course I'm not going back on it!

[adandyinspace]

Then...we're on!

[GRIN.]

Meetcha in your room~ Don't sweep too long, now.

[missleadingquestions]

[With a huff, Maya whacks his thigh with the broom.]

Then aaaas your babysitter, get going! It's way past a little boy's bed time!

[adandyinspace]

[In a sort of half yelp, half laugh, Dandy jumps back a little, sticking his tongue out teasingly. He doesn't care what she calls him at this point, he's already won.

...He's not really sure...what he was trying to win, but he's calling this a victory nonetheless.]

Alright, alright, yeesh!!

[He even holds his hands out, attempting to block any further swings.]

Just promise you'll bring me a glass of water~?

[missleadingquestions]

Fine, fine. Promise.

[She is getting paid, after all.]

But don't make a mess.

[adandyinspace]

[This is way more fun than he cares to admit, he's already darting down the hall like an asshole.]

Nope, no promises~!

[For the love of god Maya please hurry]