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one sec lemme check

...yup, its me
wuts up rock lobster???

[Jataro absolutely waits for him to check, taking that seriously.]

yay good! okay.
you like girls a lot right?

[To be fair, Dandy seriously did check.]

that i cannot deny, you bet~

okay then...you'd know what it's like to like like one, right?

"like like???"
u mean like...a crush?

dont tell me ur crushin' on a cutie already, bby

i don't know if i am or not!!
that's why i'm asking...
i tried asking shingetsu-kun, and he explained some things to me, but it doesn't make a lot of sense.
he said that if your heart beats faster when you think about them, that sometimes means you like them, but not always.
and that other things could be that you feel all fuzzy inside, and you want to spend as much time with them as possible, and you want to hold their hand and kiss them.
and i don't wanna kiss anyone because kissing's really gross, but...those other things are true.
but i don't know if that means i have a crush...it was really confusing when he was talking about it.

woah woAH HEY slow down!!
yeesh this is serious huh??

that shit he saids only true for sum ppl u kno??
its kiiiinda different for everyone, makes it real nice an confusing
how bout this?

u give me a rundown of everything ur feeling about...whoever this is
and ill tell u if its the real deal, k?
i mean im an expert this is dandy after all

that's what he said too...but okay, i'll try.

[Okay, deep breath.]

well...all that stuff is true.
my heart does beat faster when i think about him, and i do feel all warm and fuzzy inside, especially when we're spending time together, and i do wanna spend as much time with him as i can. and i do want to hold his hand!
and i want to protect him, i don't ever want anyone or anything to hurt him.
i want to make him happy too! because he makes me really happy.
and i'm always really happy when he's happy, even if he's happy about something else.
and i get sad if he's sad, or mad if he's mad! and mad at whatever is making him sad or mad...
i want to get better at reading so i can read with him, or read some of the books he reads.
i mean...read more than just picture books. he reads picture books with me, but i want to read some of his harder books with him too.
oh, and i want to draw him a lot!
and i think he's really amazing...he's really smart, and he's really calm, and he knows how to fix lots of problems. and he always knows what to say when something's wrong, and always makes me feel better if i'm upset...
and he cares a whole lot about everyone. and always wants to do his best to help.
he's always trying really, really hard!
sometimes i think maybe too hard, because sometimes he looks really tired or worn out...but it's because he cares so much.
i wish i could help him with some of the stuff he does, more than i do. or more than he says i can. but i try my best to help him anyway.
i trust him more than i trust anyone else too, because i know that no matter what i can always trust him. and i try and be really trustworthy too, so he knows he can trust me.
and i'm really glad he's here and that i know him...i think i'd be really miserable if i didn't know him. i'd be really sad...it makes my chest hurt a lot if i think about that kind of thing.

[This mystery person is probably obvious. He didn't even use "them", though he probably would have been obvious even if he did.]

[Yeah, that's...pretty damn obvious, even to Dandy. But for Jataro's sake, he'll pretend like he's clueless. This shit's hard enough as it is.]

sounds like a crush to me

[People have definitely crushed over less. Damn, Jataro, he was not expecting a novel here.]

now the real question is do you wanna do anything about it?
that's the best part about crushes, you can get over 'em

[Thank you Dandy. This is why you're the best Space Dad. And oh boy, so he really DOES like boys...]

i don't know...
boys aren't supposed to like other boys.
i get picked on a lot just because of how i am, i bet i'd get picked on even more for liking a boy...

who the hell told u that???

well...everyone at school.
and lots of adults think its bad too.
it's bad for girls to like girls and boys to like boys.
you're supposed to like girls if you're a boy.

[Oh...oh geez, Dandy is definitely not the kind of person...who should be explaining this... BUT...he'll......try......]

dude ur a sweet ass lobster monster who eats ppl to survive
i think u can kiss on a boy if u rly want to
its not like anyone can stop u

...really?
won't people say mean things about me?

if they do ill kick their ass

but i dont think u got anything to worry about
theres more dudes kissin on dudes here than ive seen in any other place
ur good to go bby

really...
okay...if you really say it's okay, then i believe you!
but...i still don't know what to do.

thats everyones story kiddo
theres no right way to go about this junk
u either go for it or sit back and ride it out

but i mean u got ur whole life ahead of u before u gotta worry about any of this crap
ur main concern shud be like...how many frogs u can catch or how many marshmellows u can stick in ur mouth at once
you know, important stuff

i can catch a lot of frogs at once!
especially now that i can talk to them.
did you know one time i went out and i caught twenty three frogs?
they were all sitting on me and in my arms and everything there were so many!
and i can fit seven marshmallows in my mouth at once!
i tried it before, though i ended up choking a little, but it was really tasty choking.

SHIT THAT IS ALOT OF FROGS
iM LUCKY IF I CAN CATCH... TWO

[MASTER ALIEN HUNTER OVER HERE.]

i can teach you how to catch frogs if you want!!
i'm really good at it!

oh yea??
ok ur on

ill even bring a bag of marshmellows and i can show u how much i can shove in MY mouth
(its alot)

can you really fit a lot?
can you bring another bag so i can have some too?
oh, can you show me how to toast them? do you know how to do that?
i've heard about other people getting to do that but i never got to do it before.
like on a stick, right? you put them on a stick and then you put them in a fire?

[...Dandy probably should've seen this coming, this kid's never even had lemonade. Of COURSE he's never roasted marshmallows.]

r u tellin me...

...youve never had a smore before??

what's a smore?

[OH NO.]

u get urself a roasted marshmellow
smack on a huge chunka chocolate
then smash that shit between two gram crackers
BAM you just made urself a smore

its what a sandwich dreams it cud be bby!!

that settles it
LISTEN UP i was kinda hopin to make it a surprise
but i wanna head out to the beach in a couple of weeks
if u wanna tag along i can promise u ill bring everything we need for a fuckin smores banquet
you in????

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