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action; after replying to the dumbasses in their dumbass thread

[fretless]

[Right after sending that message full of SCATHING REMARKS and THREATS, Ibuki scoops up her nearest pillow and bolts toward Dandy's bedroom with a howl.
And kind of breaks through his sliding door to get to him because it's paper, but whatever, she has coins to fix it.

Hopefully he's prepared for her WARRIOR SCREAM and to be smacked over the head with a pillow. ... Kind of gently, too.
She's not out to cause damage, just to add emphasis to her yelling.]

Dandy-chan!!
Stop!! [Smack.] Fighting!! [Whap.] With!! [Bonk.] Ibuki's other friends!!

[Thwomp.]

[adandyinspace]

[NO WHAT THE HELL THAT'S HIS DOOR!! Now how is he supposed to jack off-- GET SOME PRIVACY AROUND HERE?!

Despite how gentle the whacks really are, Dandy acts as though the pillow might as well be filled with bricks and immediately cowers under her wrath. There is no saving him.]

HEY, WOAH, WATCH IT!! [Whack.] NOT MY HAIR!!! [Smack.] NOT MY HAIR!!!!

[fretless]

[Her wrath cannot be avoided. He will be sorely missed.
... Like she's even gonna knock him over and sit on his side and everything, if he'll allow such manhandling from his top dog.

And purposefully rub the pillow into his hair. Suffer.]

No! Your hair deserves this punishment for being attached to someone who fights with everyone!
Everyone, Dandy-chan!! There is not a single person Ibuki's seen you talk to that you're actually nice to, except for Ibuki!
Even Mari-chan says you're mean to her, and she's just a sweet, cute girl who wants to help the bar do its very best!

At this rate, Ibuki should write a song about you and call it, "My best friend deserves to get his face punched in by everyone"!

[adandyinspace]

[Surprisingly he does allow it, even with the death glare he gives her. It's obviously just for show, like he would ever hurt her. Any shape his hair once had is now gone, a horrible mess is all that remains from its battle with the victorious pillow.]

Yeah, well, newsflash, I'm not exactly a nice person.

[Like, he's surprised she hasn't picked this up yet...

And that song would be awesome...]

[fretless]

[She cranes forward over him, then, and pokes her wet fox nose against his face like she misjudged how long her own snout is.
(Because she did. She absolutely did that.)]

No, that's wrong!
You're a very nice person, you just try and make yourself seem super mean!
Ibuki doesn't know why people do that... but you're not the only friend she has that does, so Ibuki knows when she sees it!

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy avoids any and all eye contact, partly due to the fact that being nose bumped is super adorable and he doesn't want her to know, but mostly because he can't stand it when people call out his bluff...

Damn it, why can't people just let him be mean?!]

...You destroyed my fucking door.

[Now that it's all he's looking at now, he can see that there is indeed a giant fucking hole in it now. It's like it finally registers that doors are not self healing.]

who needs icons

[fretless]

And Ibuki will also fix the door!
Doooon't try to change the subject, mister!

[So, the nose-bumping was cute, eh?
Well, good.

Because she's also going to lick his face, like the giant dog she is.]
And then rub her face on his face with a little doggy whine.

Ibuki just wants her friends to not fight with each other... at least give Lucas-chan a chance, okay?
I'll let Rohan-chan slide 'cause he's an actual for real ass, sure, but Lucas-chan really is nice and fun and stuff! He actually plays games and likes to tell jokes, and he likes a lot of the same stuff as you! Like -
He'd probably even really love your bar! Honest!

[adandyinspace]

[God damn it, Ibuki does not play fair... Dandy is completely helpless under her, but that isn't going to stop him from being a giant whiny baby.]

That idiot couldn't even grasp the simplest vampire joke, like hell he does.

[THAT'S HOW THIS WHOLE FIGHT STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.]

[fretless]

[More face smooshing follows that, and she even drops her weapon to wrap her arms around his head, too.
There's some whining to go along with it. Because of course there is.]

Lucas-chan just isn't all that good at reading stuff through text...! Ibuki swears he's great! Honest!
He builds explosives and machines for fun, and lets Ibuki play with them, too!
And he's gonna make her a flamethrower guitar! For free!
Just because he's nice that way!!

[How can someone who builds flamethrowers FOR FREE not be someone Dandy wants to hang out with?? The idea is incomprehensible.

... She does let out another whine, though; turning her head to bury her face in his messed up hair.]

Ibuki just wants her friends to stop fighting...!

[adandyinspace]

[It's probably the fact that Lucas and Rohan want to VICIOUSLY MURDER HIM or something. Sorry, Ibuki, kinda a deal breaker when it comes to hanging out. ...Still, it's bad enough to make a dog sad, it's a whole other level when you got a dog chick crying in your hair.

Dandy lets out a rather defeated sounded sigh through his nose, a hand reaching up to scratch the back of her head as best as he can through horrible webbed fingers. He doesn't want to make friends, especially not with someone who looks like a fucking evil Yoda, but maybe they can compromise...]

Fine, whatever, I'll ignore his posts from here on out.

[Can't fight if you don't talk, right?!]