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[fretless]

[She cranes forward over him, then, and pokes her wet fox nose against his face like she misjudged how long her own snout is.
(Because she did. She absolutely did that.)]

No, that's wrong!
You're a very nice person, you just try and make yourself seem super mean!
Ibuki doesn't know why people do that... but you're not the only friend she has that does, so Ibuki knows when she sees it!

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy avoids any and all eye contact, partly due to the fact that being nose bumped is super adorable and he doesn't want her to know, but mostly because he can't stand it when people call out his bluff...

Damn it, why can't people just let him be mean?!]

...You destroyed my fucking door.

[Now that it's all he's looking at now, he can see that there is indeed a giant fucking hole in it now. It's like it finally registers that doors are not self healing.]

who needs icons

[fretless]

And Ibuki will also fix the door!
Doooon't try to change the subject, mister!

[So, the nose-bumping was cute, eh?
Well, good.

Because she's also going to lick his face, like the giant dog she is.]
And then rub her face on his face with a little doggy whine.

Ibuki just wants her friends to not fight with each other... at least give Lucas-chan a chance, okay?
I'll let Rohan-chan slide 'cause he's an actual for real ass, sure, but Lucas-chan really is nice and fun and stuff! He actually plays games and likes to tell jokes, and he likes a lot of the same stuff as you! Like -
He'd probably even really love your bar! Honest!

[adandyinspace]

[God damn it, Ibuki does not play fair... Dandy is completely helpless under her, but that isn't going to stop him from being a giant whiny baby.]

That idiot couldn't even grasp the simplest vampire joke, like hell he does.

[THAT'S HOW THIS WHOLE FIGHT STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.]

[fretless]

[More face smooshing follows that, and she even drops her weapon to wrap her arms around his head, too.
There's some whining to go along with it. Because of course there is.]

Lucas-chan just isn't all that good at reading stuff through text...! Ibuki swears he's great! Honest!
He builds explosives and machines for fun, and lets Ibuki play with them, too!
And he's gonna make her a flamethrower guitar! For free!
Just because he's nice that way!!

[How can someone who builds flamethrowers FOR FREE not be someone Dandy wants to hang out with?? The idea is incomprehensible.

... She does let out another whine, though; turning her head to bury her face in his messed up hair.]

Ibuki just wants her friends to stop fighting...!

[adandyinspace]

[It's probably the fact that Lucas and Rohan want to VICIOUSLY MURDER HIM or something. Sorry, Ibuki, kinda a deal breaker when it comes to hanging out. ...Still, it's bad enough to make a dog sad, it's a whole other level when you got a dog chick crying in your hair.

Dandy lets out a rather defeated sounded sigh through his nose, a hand reaching up to scratch the back of her head as best as he can through horrible webbed fingers. He doesn't want to make friends, especially not with someone who looks like a fucking evil Yoda, but maybe they can compromise...]

Fine, whatever, I'll ignore his posts from here on out.

[Can't fight if you don't talk, right?!]