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[Dandy waits until they're both home, but doesn't announce his presence when he arrives.

Instead, he sneaks around the corners of their home, searching. Hunting.

Until he finally finds her, creeping up from behind...

...hands stretched out...


...just to tickle her ribs.]

WHO THINKS THEY'RE HILARIOUS, HUH?! A REAL RIOT OVER HERE, HUH?!

[missleadingquestions]

[Dandy does in fact catch Maya by surprise, getting quite the squeak out of her. It's followed by a far-too-orca like set of buzzy chirpy giggles, trying her best to wiggle out of Dandy's grasp.]

I do!

I'm- I'm hysterical!!

[She can only manage to say it so well between the giggles, though.]

[adandyinspace]

[C-Cute...

Alright, he supposes that's good enough to make him stop.]

Yeah you are.

[Hysterical and evil.]

You dummy... Wastin' good paper on that crap...

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya doesn't let him get away, though, grasping his wrists and leaning back against his chest.]

Aw, poor paper.

[SHe leans her head back to grin up at him with those sharp teeth, still letting out little straggler giggles.]

I'm such a monster.

[adandyinspace]

[Dang, guess he's stuck here, looking down at her cute smiling face. What a pity.]

Mermaids ain't monsters.

[It comes out as a reflex at this point.]

But you are a mermaid with a terrible sense of humor, and I'd say that's almost as bad~

[missleadingquestions]

Hey, hey, humor is subjective. I'm sure anyone who wasn't you would find me hysterical.

[She seems all too smug.]

I bet Makoto'll crack up when I tell her—

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy starts to rock himself back and forth on his heels, taking Maya along for the ride seeing as she's holding onto his wrists and has her weight on his chest.]

I have no doubt about that, I can already confirm Makoto also has a terrible sense of humor.

She already hit me with that shit before your little letter came along. That's what you get for doin' snail mail~

[missleadingquestions]

A-ha!

[Maya only seems entertained rather than jealous.]

I should have known. Alas, she's outdone me this time~

Next year I'll send it a week ahead.