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[missleadingquestions]

[In the first week of October another letter arrives, this time in a black envelope with a white label, addressed to Dandy.

There's little bats and spider webs on it in white ink, so it's.. Maybe a Halloween Party invitation?



No.


On the only piece of paper in the envelope, dyed an obnoxious orange, is type-written-]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy waits until they're both home, but doesn't announce his presence when he arrives.

Instead, he sneaks around the corners of their home, searching. Hunting.

Until he finally finds her, creeping up from behind...

...hands stretched out...


...just to tickle her ribs.]

WHO THINKS THEY'RE HILARIOUS, HUH?! A REAL RIOT OVER HERE, HUH?!

[missleadingquestions]

[Dandy does in fact catch Maya by surprise, getting quite the squeak out of her. It's followed by a far-too-orca like set of buzzy chirpy giggles, trying her best to wiggle out of Dandy's grasp.]

I do!

I'm- I'm hysterical!!

[She can only manage to say it so well between the giggles, though.]

[adandyinspace]

[C-Cute...

Alright, he supposes that's good enough to make him stop.]

Yeah you are.

[Hysterical and evil.]

You dummy... Wastin' good paper on that crap...

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya doesn't let him get away, though, grasping his wrists and leaning back against his chest.]

Aw, poor paper.

[SHe leans her head back to grin up at him with those sharp teeth, still letting out little straggler giggles.]

I'm such a monster.

[adandyinspace]

[Dang, guess he's stuck here, looking down at her cute smiling face. What a pity.]

Mermaids ain't monsters.

[It comes out as a reflex at this point.]

But you are a mermaid with a terrible sense of humor, and I'd say that's almost as bad~

[missleadingquestions]

Hey, hey, humor is subjective. I'm sure anyone who wasn't you would find me hysterical.

[She seems all too smug.]

I bet Makoto'll crack up when I tell her—

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy starts to rock himself back and forth on his heels, taking Maya along for the ride seeing as she's holding onto his wrists and has her weight on his chest.]

I have no doubt about that, I can already confirm Makoto also has a terrible sense of humor.

She already hit me with that shit before your little letter came along. That's what you get for doin' snail mail~

[missleadingquestions]

A-ha!

[Maya only seems entertained rather than jealous.]

I should have known. Alas, she's outdone me this time~

Next year I'll send it a week ahead.