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adandyinspace) wrote2017-03-31 08:28 pm
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But also, um...]
Woah.
...That's hardcore.
[BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY.]
Why didn't you whack a dude for their laptop and call me?
Or like...take a bus?
[Not like he's going to wait for an answer. Instead, the ever growing concerned Dandy slips behind Maya and just...scoops her up. He's already decided what's happening next and it looks like it's less walking.]
Guess I'll just have to wait until the morning, and go to sleep like some kinda normal person.
[Seriously, who is he kidding, he is so tired right now. Maya is doing him a favor, he would've embarrassed himself otherwise.]
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[Not... for someone who lives on the mountains and regularly walks and bikes everywhere, anyway. And especially not when you're a monster instead of a human. But SOME PEOPLE have been on SPACE SHIPS their whole lives--
and suddenly she's being swept up again. Maya puts her arms around Dandy's shoulders for stability, not at all complaining about being carried.]
Whoa! Okay.
[Guess that's happening. Maya gives him a playful pout... or what attempts to be a pout but is more of a smile.]
You? A normal person? That's a new one.
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[Office Dandy: He's a boring guy. That's it.
But he's obviously all smiles as he begins carrying her off to the bedroom. Her bedroom. In her house. That's been waiting for her this entire time. Dandy's not one to get sappy and believe in things like home, especially not on this dump of a planet, but maybe things will start to feel a little more...comfortable again.]
S'kinda funny...I honestly didn't think you were ever gonna pop up again. [HILARIOUS!]
There's actually people--I'm talkin' non-crazy cult people--out there that managed to stick it to the fog god, she couldn't bring people here for awhile, can you believe that?!
Man...I'm a little bummed it didn't stick, but at the same time...
[He kind of just gestures to.......her.]
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[But the next thing he says catches Maya even more by surprise, and she fidgets in his arms, not about to let that one fly.]
They stopped the Fog God? For real?
[There's a lot to touch on in what he said, but... one thing at a time.]
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[And he is just...so happy about this.]
That forest she had all fucked up is cleared now, too! Pretty sure that didn't change...
[When he finally reaches the bedroom, Maya's ride sadly has to end as he ever so gently sets her down on the bed. The dog makes sure to slip in just in time before Dandy shuts the door, everyone is there and accounted for.]
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Even your hair is longer.
[Everything is a bit different now, and in only three months. She'd missed so much and so little at once.]
I missed a lot.
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Dandy's giddiness disappears the moment she mentions his hair, he even grabs a bit of it to confirm that, yes...it is. Holy shit, he had it down this entire time, his human self would be seething. Always keep your hair styled!! You never know when you'll run into a pretty lady!! LIKE YOUR GODDAMN GIRLFRIEND!!
The words echo in his head like the world's shittiest conscience talking. Jiminy Cricket inner-Dandy is not.]
Can you give me one sec real quick....
[And Dandy scrambles off, arms flailing and everything.]
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[It's really hard to stop Dandy when he gets something up his ass like this, so instead Maya's left staring after him for a few seconds.]
Wait-- Hey!
[...Before she remembers that just because she was carried here doesn't mean she can't chase after him.]
Wait up! Are you really gonna go do your hair?!
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It's...been awhile.]
It'll take me, like, two seconds!!
[Oh...the time got bumped up...]
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[Maya asks, hopping up onto his back like a very stupid clinging spider in an attempt to stop him, arms around his shoulders again.]
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I'm puttin' the beauty in beauty sleep, b-baby!!
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[Good thing they don't have neighbors close enough to hear them being so incredibly obnoxious.]
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...Yeah?
[And just like that, he stops, looking back at his Maya backpack completely unfazed by what just transpired. It's not like he wasn't growing his hair out for a reason.]
I was kinda goin' for a more...mermaidy look, y'know?
[What happened to sleeping is this really the time to talk about hair-- It's Dandy, it's always time to talk about hair.]
Someone had the fill the hole you made when you left, not like that Marco guy was going to grow any wavy locks anytime soon...
[That guy's too much of a nerd. He's the real office dandy...]
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...But Maya falls silent, letting herself slide down to the ground, leaning her cheek against his back and replacing her arms around his waist.
Someone had the fill the hole you made when you left. ]
...I like it. Your hair.
[She says, finally, unmoving.]
It's nice like this.
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Dandy doesn't move much as he continues to look over his shoulder at her, not wanting to ruin the set up she'd got going against his back.
Well, it's not like he's trying to impress any girls these days. Just her. If she likes it, then...]
So...bed?
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[Maya nods, kisses Dandy's shoulderblade-- and steps back, letting him free so she can turn to walk back.]
You've been here alone three months, so that definitely means you're cleaning tomorrow. Gotta rest up!
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Adorable shoulderblade kisses can only do so much.]
I'll clean when I'm good and dead.
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[So, so sweet.
You're gonna clean, Dandy.]
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO THIS I'M SORRY
[And what better way to make it come faster than passing out on the bed. Dandy gives a small laugh when he turns himself around and scoops her up again, once more carrying her to the bedroom, but this time with the intention of staying there.
The hair crisis is over. Everybody go to sleep.]
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[Maya protests, making absolutely no motion to let go of Dandy.]
You're right, but I'm not gonna forget. It's kinda gross in here.
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[It is that bad.]
Makin' me sound like some kinda slob...
[At the very least, there's nothing slobbish about the way he puts her back on the bed again. Only this time he finally crawls in on the other side.
Thankfully there isn't any garbage on the bed itself, gotta keep that sleep space clean.]
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[Maya says simply, crawling to settle next to him and rest on her elbows once he's down.]
Just sayin'.
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It's too hot for pants, damn it. Although Maya's lucky, she's coming back at the end of all this summer heat. It'll be fall soon enough, and then winter...a mermaid's paradise. What a perfect time to take a three month nap, why didn't he think of that?!]
Yeah, well, I'm your slob, so I gotta be doing SOMETHING right.
Or else you wouldn't be sticking around.
Or walkin' two cities over to get to me.
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[Maya has to laugh a little. It's a long way, but she is used to walking, and being a mermaid makes her stronger-- but one day she's going to have to tell Dandy about Pearl walking the length of her two-hour train ride! But, that's for another day, when they're both less tired, and she's less enamored with how stupid Dandy's being about this whole thing.
She leans her cheek against her hand to prop up her head too, for a perfect side-lay conversation. Very casual. Very cool.]
Why wouldn't I stick around? I live here. With you.
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Ooooh, that's nice. I like that. Say that again. Who do you live with?
[Go to bed, you idiot.]
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