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adandyinspace) wrote2017-03-31 08:28 pm
adandyinspace) wrote2017-03-31 08:28 pm
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<psydekick> | Oct 31
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!
Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
[This is sent while she's in the same room as him.]
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...Why is it from Maya? It looks kinda long too, what the hell-
Oh.
There are no words at first, he just slowly looks up from his screen, the disappointment simply oozing from his expression.]
You're sleepin' on the floor tonight.
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C'moooon, it's Halloween tradition!
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[...Damn it, why's she got to have such a cute laugh? Dandy tries his damnedest to still look annoyed, but the fins on his face can't help but twitch with every giggle.]
So's egging houses, but you don't see me out there hurlin' cartons.
[And he can think of a few people who deserve it, this is extreme self control he's displaying here!!]
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[Unlike right now.]
Besides! Sonia isn't here to do it, so someone had to.
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So...
...is that what this is about, or...?
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[though still flushed from laughing, Maya blinks on at Dandy as if that response was completely unexpected.]
Well, yeah. It's good to honor people's memories by doing the things they liked, don't you think?
[She asks, one brow quirked. It's fine! They're fine! It's a happy memory! Sort of.]
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[Jeez, how's he supposed to stay mad now? Feeling a little awkward, Dandy reaches up and starts rubbing the back of his neck, he supposes that means she can sleep on the bed again-]
...Maybe try sendin' it to people who might actually spread the damn thing. I mean, there's gotta be people who haven't seen it before by now, right...?
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[bully-whale Maya is eager to take the segue off the sad train as usual, hopping up with laptop in hand to join Dandy where he is and plant herself on his lap.]
Who do you think's the best candidate?
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She's cuddly.
Leave him alone.]
I dunno, I'd say newbies, but it's not like we have their numbers. Who's someone we know who falls for shit all the time?
...Marco? I wanna say Marco...
[Totally not because he just likes picking on Marco or anything. Poor guy... He never even DID anything to Dandy, in fact all he ever does is help-]
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[Maya exclaims, quite excited.]
Even if they don't fall for it, it'll totally be funny.
[She grins devilishly at that computer, after taking a moment to bump her head gently against Dandy's. Yes yes, stay comfy, starboy.]