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[adandyinspace]

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<belialclaw> 10/01

[courage_and_claws]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

[Guess Dandy has gotta make good on his threat, now.]

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

[Yeah, no kidding.]

seriously?
man...now i gotta mess up your face...

<belialclaw>

[courage_and_claws]

why do you gotta mess up my face?

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

cuz i promised the next asshole who sent me this crap was gonna get it!!!
why'd you fall for this garbage anyway?! you're supposed to be the smart one!!

<belialclaw>

[courage_and_claws]

...okay, fair. a man can't break a promise he's made to himself, can he?

[Wow, that's... actually kind of nice? Not many people would consider Rosch 'the smart one,' especially with eggheads like Marco and Sonja around.]

wait, you're saying the curse isn't real?

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

[Rosch can't hear or see it, but Dandy throws the biggest screeching tantrum after reading that.

So his next message takes a bit until finally...]

No, Rosch. It's a trick that you fell for. A chain letter is a message that attempts to convince the recipient to make a number of copies of the letter and then pass them on to a certain number of recipients. Common methods used in chain letters include emotionally manipulative stories, get-rich-quick pyramid schemes, and the exploitation of superstition to threaten the recipient with bad luck or even physical violence or death if he or she "breaks the chain" and refuses to adhere to the conditions set out in the letter.

Also I hate you.

<belialclaw>

[courage_and_claws]

[Is this... really Dandy? Is it possible that this arrogant man-child is capable of writing something so intelligent and concise? Or did he manage to reach into the sea of stars and pull Raul away from his desk long enough to write this for him?]

[It also takes Rosch several moments before he can finally respond.]

who the fuck is this and what have you done with the real Dandy?