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[adandyinspace]

[It was a rough time for sure, at least until Rosch started babysitting him around the end of what he now calls the great Maya drought. But before then it was just him and his stupid giant self, moping at the bottom of the lake, just waiting for the fog to move on out already. That sure isn't the Dandy way to live, that's just...boring.

And lonely.

And he'd really like to stop thinking about it now.]

I thiiink I got a good idea where to start lookin', too. If you, uh... [Dandy removes his hand from the back of Maya's head so he can scratch at his cheek.] ...want in on this... I mean, I don't really know how you feel about it...

...but if you could do me a favor and maybe...y'know, just at least stop tellin' people to go hit it up with the priests, 'cuz every one I've seen has been completely batshit...

[missleadingquestions]

But they're the only ones who even know anything about her!

[Maya protests, not having considered that maybe, just maybe, the Fog God tells lies.

...But she hasn't protested helping him, yet.]

They're the biggest lead we have!

[If only Rohan were still here for her to manipulate information out of...]

[adandyinspace]

[ROHAN WAS THE WORST ONE.]

I know, I know, I know, I know, it makes a ton of sense if this was some cool kinda murder mystery.

But it's not, it's just a crazy ass cult. Aaaaaand if you keep throwing newbies at 'em, they can get new members and send more people after my ass. You can see how I might not want that, yeah?


...Not that I can't take 'em or anything, but I don't need to be karate choppin' all the time. Do it for my hands? ......Please?