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<IBUKI>

[fretless]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

dONT

<IBUKI>

[fretless]

NO DANDY-CHAN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IBUKI HAD TO!!!
you need to take curses super seriously!! what if you don't send it to anyone and you grow a second nose, dandy-chan!?!?!

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

dolphins dont even have noses stupid

[Like that somehow explains everything.]

<IBUKI>

[fretless]

[Oh. That makes sense to her, actually.
Hm.]











then obviously you'll get a blowhole in the middle of your face, and no one will like your face anymore ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

thats impossible

everyone likes my face

no matter what

<IBUKI>

[fretless]

buuuuuut what if it was a REALLY BIG blowhole? what if your face was nothing BUT a blowhole???
how could someone like a face that isn't even a face anymore??????

[Sorry she's a Demon right now, Dandy.
Only not sorry at all.]

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

ibuki if my head has a giant hole in it then i would be dead

<IBUKI>

[fretless]

you never know, dandy-chan!! the fog god works in mysteeeeerious waaaaaays, maybe she could make a dolphin mermaid with a blowhole for a face...
and then you wouldn't even have a face at all!! ╮(.❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
all because you ignored the curse...............

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

[He twitches.]

the fucking fog god already cursed me enough
id rather have the fucking hole in my head

<IBUKI>

[fretless]

[... wait -]

eh? eh?? what did the fog god do?
ibuki thought you *liked* being a merdude, dandy-chan??? 「(°ヘ°)

<ALOHANUILOA>

[adandyinspace]

yea i LIKE being a mermaid
i dont like being fuCKING GODZILLA