[The sounds of the most fierce game of tug-of-war can be heard as Dandy struggles for control. This is not how he was hoping this conversation would go.]
Yeah, alright, lemme just whip out the thousands of chew toys I got lying around!!
[Dandy lets go of his gear for the time being, scrambling for...what did she say? A coaster? Sure, he knows where a coaster is. He sits on the floor with it, not that it can really be seen, but his acting sure can be heard.]
Oh man, I sure do love this fucking coaster. [He feels like an idiot. Martini can't even see...] Martini...?
[The deino has stopped to ponder what her trainer is doing at least, it's evident by how the feed stops moving around and a glimpse of Dandy can be seen from whatever space her mouth will allow.
She pauses.
And then, movement.
...In the other direction.]
GOD DAMN IT!! [Dandy sounds absolutely horrified in the background.] Why'd I leave the door open?!
[Honestly, it's a pleasant distraction over what Henry had done to her hair. As clearly Dandy is going to have difficulty with regaining his 'gear, Lust takes a moment to summon Amoz the Houndoom, her most authoritative Pokemon.]
Amoz, would you please ask Martini to return the device to her trainer? Perhaps you'll have better luck.
[And hopefully hearing her name will direct Martini's attention to the 'gear screen.]
[The feed does look like it's finally staying put, but it's still very much in a mouth. A snuffly sound can be heard from Martini's nose as she finally tosses the gear to the floor, absolutely no care given for its safety. She can't really see the screen, but she's definitely paying attention at least.
Which would make you think that the way Dandy tries to tackle her from behind would be successful, but she manages to duck just in time for her trainer to fly right over her.
[Lust never thought she'd encounter a Deino more troublesome than Mad. She simply shakes her head and reaches for her nail polish, letting Amoz handle this.]
[The shiny Houndoom is more than happy to fill the gear screen with his face, and pass along the request. Behave, little one. My trainer wishes to speak with yours. Perhaps you will be rewarded if you allow it.]
[Behave? Little one?! Martini's cheeks puff up as her fur bristles, looks like she's incredibly sensitive about her size. Who does this guy think he is, trying to boss her around anyway?! With absolutely no respect, she sticks out her tongue and blows a raspberry, all before Dandy finally swipes the 'gear and wipes the dragon spit off of it.
Her pride was her downfall.]
HA! Who's laughing now?! [Dandy pants a little, smiling like a maniac.] S-So then, where were we~?
[Did they even start a conversation? Dandy can barely remember.]
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Yeah, alright, lemme just whip out the thousands of chew toys I got lying around!!
[The playful growling intensifies.]
Y'know I'm poor, right?!
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[Dandy lets go of his gear for the time being, scrambling for...what did she say? A coaster? Sure, he knows where a coaster is. He sits on the floor with it, not that it can really be seen, but his acting sure can be heard.]
Oh man, I sure do love this fucking coaster. [He feels like an idiot. Martini can't even see...] Martini...?
[The deino has stopped to ponder what her trainer is doing at least, it's evident by how the feed stops moving around and a glimpse of Dandy can be seen from whatever space her mouth will allow.
She pauses.
And then, movement.
...In the other direction.]
GOD DAMN IT!! [Dandy sounds absolutely horrified in the background.] Why'd I leave the door open?!
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[Honestly, it's a pleasant distraction over what Henry had done to her hair.
As clearly Dandy is going to have difficulty with regaining his 'gear, Lust takes a moment to summon Amoz the Houndoom, her most authoritative Pokemon.]
Amoz, would you please ask Martini to return the device to her trainer? Perhaps you'll have better luck.
[And hopefully hearing her name will direct Martini's attention to the 'gear screen.]
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Which would make you think that the way Dandy tries to tackle her from behind would be successful, but she manages to duck just in time for her trainer to fly right over her.
Alright, proceed.]
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[The shiny Houndoom is more than happy to fill the gear screen with his face, and pass along the request. Behave, little one. My trainer wishes to speak with yours. Perhaps you will be rewarded if you allow it.]
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Her pride was her downfall.]
HA! Who's laughing now?! [Dandy pants a little, smiling like a maniac.] S-So then, where were we~?
[Did they even start a conversation? Dandy can barely remember.]
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[Lust takes back her gear and props it up so she doesn't need to hold it. There she is, in the flesh. The correct flesh.]
I do believe we were just saying hello.