[It isn't Dandy who hears Maya's return right away. No, it's late and Dandy's always been a fan of sleeping as much as he damn pleases. Thankfully, the person who DOES hear her is his ever loyal little dog, who just so happens to transform into the world's most dutiful watch dog the moment the sun goes down. Little Miss Pineapple Pancake Delight's barks are incredibly difficult to ignore, especially when you're in the same room with her. Dandy lets out the most pathetic groan when he realizes it's not stopping anytime soon, which means something's actually up and the dog didn't see a leaf move the wrong way or something.
So Maya might have to wait a bit, treated to the loving sounds of a tiny dog scratching furiously at a bedroom door as Dandy struggles to put pants on while he's half asleep. Honestly, it's amazing he was even able to do that much, it's not like he cares if some sorta lost squirrel or a robber sees him in his underwear.
But once pants have been obtained, the flood gate that is the bedroom door is finally opened and the dog goes blasting out, a very sleepy Dandy to follow.]
Alright, alright, I'm comin'...
[For whatever reason, he feels the need to assure someone who could possibly be an intruder. A good idea when you walk around hunched over and gotta hang onto your pants because you were too lazy to grab a belt.
Definitely not a picture perfect creature she's returning to, when Dandy finally does make it -- way after the dog -- he lets out the longest yawn possible before he starts scratching his thigh. If he wanted to pretend he was smart, he'd probably say it was in case there really WAS a robbery and he was trying to get the bastard to let their guard down.
...What's weird is how true that could possibly be when Dandy actually sees who's in his door frame and the whole facade melts away just like that. Suddenly, there are two happy dogs, ready to greet the once missing Maya, but one of them is actually a dolphin. Dandy's face could not bounce from one extreme to another any faster if he tried. Everything lights up. Everything. His smile is so large, it outshines his actual bioluminescence.
What?!
Just...what?!]
Hey!! Look at you!!
[Look at her indeed, this could so be a trap. Another simulation or some shapeshifter trying to get him to lower his guard. It's not like it hasn't happened before, but very clever of them to pick Maya as a disguise this time.
Because...Dandy absolutely does not care.
His arms spread out wide as he walks over to her and he envelops her the second he can. Wow! Look at that! He can feel her and everything, this is totally real! Even if it is a trap, Dandy will take these few seconds he can squeezing even a POSSIBLE pseudo Maya and enjoy them as much as he can until the knife stabs him in the back or whatever is coming.
No...? No knife?
Even better!!
His head rests on her shoulder as he almost seems to bury his face in her neck and hair, trying hard not to get weird over how much he missed the familiar scent. But...c'mon damn it, they don't make candles for that!! He'll breathe her in all he wants, fuck the police.]
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So Maya might have to wait a bit, treated to the loving sounds of a tiny dog scratching furiously at a bedroom door as Dandy struggles to put pants on while he's half asleep. Honestly, it's amazing he was even able to do that much, it's not like he cares if some sorta lost squirrel or a robber sees him in his underwear.
But once pants have been obtained, the flood gate that is the bedroom door is finally opened and the dog goes blasting out, a very sleepy Dandy to follow.]
Alright, alright, I'm comin'...
[For whatever reason, he feels the need to assure someone who could possibly be an intruder. A good idea when you walk around hunched over and gotta hang onto your pants because you were too lazy to grab a belt.
Definitely not a picture perfect creature she's returning to, when Dandy finally does make it -- way after the dog -- he lets out the longest yawn possible before he starts scratching his thigh. If he wanted to pretend he was smart, he'd probably say it was in case there really WAS a robbery and he was trying to get the bastard to let their guard down.
...What's weird is how true that could possibly be when Dandy actually sees who's in his door frame and the whole facade melts away just like that. Suddenly, there are two happy dogs, ready to greet the once missing Maya, but one of them is actually a dolphin. Dandy's face could not bounce from one extreme to another any faster if he tried. Everything lights up. Everything. His smile is so large, it outshines his actual bioluminescence.
What?!
Just...what?!]
Hey!! Look at you!!
[Look at her indeed, this could so be a trap. Another simulation or some shapeshifter trying to get him to lower his guard. It's not like it hasn't happened before, but very clever of them to pick Maya as a disguise this time.
Because...Dandy absolutely does not care.
His arms spread out wide as he walks over to her and he envelops her the second he can. Wow! Look at that! He can feel her and everything, this is totally real! Even if it is a trap, Dandy will take these few seconds he can squeezing even a POSSIBLE pseudo Maya and enjoy them as much as he can until the knife stabs him in the back or whatever is coming.
No...? No knife?
Even better!!
His head rests on her shoulder as he almost seems to bury his face in her neck and hair, trying hard not to get weird over how much he missed the familiar scent. But...c'mon damn it, they don't make candles for that!! He'll breathe her in all he wants, fuck the police.]
Ain't you a sight for sore eyes...