[The ever so jittered Ass Rat looks at Jack's hand, then up at Jack himself. ...Then back at his hand. She's not really sure what he's trying to do here, and honestly she's not sure if she trusts it. Hesitantly, she slooooowly stretches out her back leg and taps one of his fingers with a toe.
...Well, at least she doesn't bite like SOME people.]
Found her dumpster diving back at work, which means--
[He takes his stunky and turns her around, holding her up so they're suddenly face to face.]
--someone's gonna need a bath~ Who's a dirty baby? Is it you?
[Dandy uses the same stupid baby voice he normally saves for Jack's dogs and Martini, which means this little purple monster holds a special place in his heart. Here's hoping Jack likes seeing skunks more often.]
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...Well, at least she doesn't bite like SOME people.]
Found her dumpster diving back at work, which means--
[He takes his stunky and turns her around, holding her up so they're suddenly face to face.]
--someone's gonna need a bath~ Who's a dirty baby? Is it you?
[Dandy uses the same stupid baby voice he normally saves for Jack's dogs and Martini, which means this little purple monster holds a special place in his heart. Here's hoping Jack likes seeing skunks more often.]